As you have already noticed the title of this blog is "Called Out". The title is not intended to make fun of any person's deficiencies. Although there may be some perceived comedy I am truly not trying to be a comedian by all means. I want to be real, upfront, blunt and honest about human behavior. That being said, let's get started.
Filth and Dating
For some of you folks this is going to be common sense material. However sense is no longer common so I am calling cats out TODAY! Before you even think about inviting your friend or date to your crib make sure your place is not a pigsty. In case you don't know what a pigsty is allow me...A pigsty is defined as a small scale out-door enclosure for raising pigs ...thus said Wiki. The only difference between a pigsty and a "humansty" is the location...which is indoors. If you have to think twice before even opening the door or allowing someone to use your bathroom, you should NOT be having company...period!!! If you sprayed half a can of air freshener....that's also a sign....Hmmm I shouldn't have guests.
The Bathroom
This is the place that tells all your business whether you know it or not. It will tell people just how nasty you are or how irresponsible you are. Hair on the bar soap is evil! Do not ever let it happen if you even have bar soap. Do not even get me started on how unsanitary bar soap is to begin with. Hair on the soap makes me gag cause I immediately think of you caressing your soiled sphincter and pubes with the bar. Get a dispenser by all means. Its healthier, easier to maintain, and just makes plain sense for your guests.
Next, if you are not a "prude", as I have been called, make sure you are not leaving evidence of your imprudence. The average person is observant enough to connect the dots where there is evidence of recent "activity" about. As for me, I am a detective and I cannot even help it. Trust, I wish I could shut it off cause I see too much and create a story to go along with it in nanoseconds. Maybe I read too much or maybe I am psychic....call it what you want but you are the person brilliant enough to leave such an obvious trace and forensic evidence.
Third, whether you have long hair, short hair, body hair, or toe hair the bathroom is the place that loves to take hold of your hairs regardless of where they sprouted from. Brothers, if you have recently shaved please clean up after yourself especially if you are expecting company whether its your mom, date, friend or foe. Ladies, if you have hair as long as Rapunzel then there is this item called a broom that can help you! I promise. If you have a floor mat or towel it should not be called beige/tan formerly known as white with entangled hairs. Seeing hair is just the beginning cause if the filth is visible do not get me started on the DNA, microbes, dust, skin flakes, toes nails and other disgusting invisibles.
Lastly, if I can smell your washcloth aka rag from the corridor which reeks like a red onion that should be on my Greek salad or Gyro then we have an issue. Maybe it is time to switch to using a sponge or you need to change your washcloth daily or after each use. There are tons of cooties making love on your wash cloth that are multiplying by the minute if it smells that badly. Now, I am giving credit to those persons that are willing to acknowledge they have body odors and take necessary precautions. Very good and kudos! The main thing to remember is you are having company and they should have at least an average experience and not a negative experience that lingers on their nose hairs or mental fibers until the Apocalypse.
The point is have some sense of awareness of your surroundings and what could potentially offend others or make them runaway from your repulsive home and lifestyle! On the other hand, if you are that gross to begin with you need therapy seriously because you are on your way to making your reality tv debut on Hoarders: the Bacteria and Filth series. If any of these things sound familiar whether it applies to you or someone you do know...the offense is Piggery in the first degree and involuntary manslaughter by Typhoid. I hope you have been enlightened. Good day!
Yours truly,
TamSherese aka Dr Tam
